The Bitterness that is my Life

Oh my God! that has to be one of the funniest dreams I’ve ever heard that someone had of me. :) lol

keleleke:

karldoesbenjamin:

Last night I had a dream that Kelsey keleleke was driving with Ari someonemademe and myself down some hick road, when we drove through a red light, but because Ari and I didnt have seatbelts on we kept driving for a while.  When we finally stopped the cop got out of his car with a pack of ciggarettes.  He was smacking them on his palm in an intimidating manner while we searched for the insurance card.  Then the cop spotted a bottle of alcohol in the back of the truck, opens it takes a swig, then spits it all over the three of us.  Luckily for you, we avoid a ticket by me sleeping with the cop, then beheading him… it was fun… if only all dreams were like that.

Bahahahahahaha!